Welcome to... HELL!
We've all been there ... the strange night that started out as an innocent drink with some friends but then you meet ... HER ... the woman you have been searching for for all your adult years. The woman with whom you are going to spend the rest of your life. Your eyes meet, your souls leap, your souls ... are one ...
Then later you are in her flat. The music is cool, the drink is sweet ...
... amazingly you find yourself in her bedroom,
... your lips meet ... you embrace passionately ... your clothes fall away with an unnatural ease ...
then ...
(with a cold sobering shudder)
you remember that, under your black Calvin Klines, ...
you are wearing ...
These pants were recently auctioned on Ebay by dalek.mania@virgin.net and reached $135
thanks for permission to use the photo, Mr Dalek... Inseminate!!! Inseminate!!!