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Dear JesusAllahBuddahMartha GrahamMarySatanIshtarBeelzlybubIsisMiss PiggyThothZeusHeraAthenaAlan GreenspanL Ron HubbardEtc. Select-a-god©
Please let the makers of Merriol dot Com See the error of their ways and be SAVED (tm) Roast in Hell for all eternity! Be reincarnated as Spiny Anteaters Be reincarnated as some form of land mollusc Be reincarnated as Republicans
If you grant me this earnest prayer, Oh Lord and Master of all creation,
I will give up looking for dirty pictures on the web playing with Barbie dolls when my wife is out coveting my neighbour's ass rubbing cheese into strangers on the bus smelling my own farts
and delete this image file of Naked ladiesNaked MenNaked politiciansCute ChipmunksNaked ChipmunksLolita chipmunksChipmunks in latexChip 'n' Dale Porno ToonsChipmunks rubbing cheese into a stranger on a bus from my hard drive.
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Dear God, I also wish to confess that... (To be completed in no more than 1000 words)
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