You know what to do in an Emergency -

but does your Cat?

 

 

Ever worried about what your cat would do if your house caught fire - or suddenly started to collapse due to ill-considered home improvements undertaken by previous tenants who had more enthusiasm than experience?

No? - then it's lucky we have.

Now, from Merriol.com comes the solution:

The Merriol.com. "Pussy Saver" semi self-adhesive cat flap sign!

With 100%
Sticky Bits

 

Just fix the sign above your standard cat flap and even the stupidest cat will be able to see its route to safety - even under extreme hazard situations.

But don't just take our word for it, read this unsubstantiated testimonial from Hiram Knebworth of Chickenshit, Kansas.

"Dear Mister Merrioldotcom, My house collapsed one day because of ill-considered home improvements undertook by previous tenants who had more enthusiasm than experience - it was terrible. There was roofs coming down all over the place and the pipes was all burst and it was an awful mess. My carpets was ruined and my entertainment center was short-circuited to death from the water that fell in on it. All thru the terrible mayhem and devastation my kitty-kat 'Tyson' just sat in the middle of the floor bewildered and upset. Then I fitted the The Merriol.com. "Pussy Saver" semi self-adhesive cat flap sign above his kitty flap and within seconds Tyson had escaped from the building and run out into the yard - where a truck backed over him."

 



Potentially dead cat


Safe cat

Applied in seconds!
(assuming you are not totally maladroit)
The Merriol.com. "Pussy Saver" semi self-adhesive cat flap sign comes with easy-to-use self-adhesive 100% sticky bits and is compatible with nearly all vertical surfaces. Blends in easily with most garish interior decorating schemes.

 

Scientific Facts!

Under the supervision of the World Wide Web's Humane Society Animal Protection Department, 17 simulated cats were subjected to intense predicament situations. After only a few minutes the cats with the The Merriol.com. "Pussy Saver" slightly self-adhesive cat flap sign escape option were over 100% less dead than the control group*.

Just $7.99 worldwide delivery!

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Small Print: For indoor use only. Smaller Print: Cat flap, cat, and door not included.

Another fine product from the makers of
See My Girlfriend Cook My Sock!

Merriol.com (guarenteed 100% cholesterol free web pages)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*All simulated cats bludgeoned to death for test purposes in the construction of this web page at our research base on Cuba were not American - so that's OK.