This web page is a work of ART. It's a work of ART because I say it is a work of ART. I am an Artist because I say I am an Artist. I am Tracey Emin because I f*****ing well say so - so there.

Remember: inside every fat, untalented person wanting to inflict themselves on the Art World - there is a thin Tracey Emin screaming to get out.

All donations over $10 will receive a High Quality digitally reproduced painting entitled

"Everyone I ever Slept With For Money" personally unsigned by a Tracey Emin