| Individually
Hand Made from pre-stressed 100% recycled cardboard and high-tensile
kitchen foil, these ancient weapons are deadly accurate over a range
of inches!
Now you can own one of these rare and dangerous artifacts
direct from the manufacturer. Only we dare break the code of silence
that has surrounded this ancient and deadly art of self-defence. Become
a master in minutes! The Star of David Ninja Shuriken ©
® & Ø comes complete with a small piece of paper
telling you how to use it. Harnessing
the twin, balancing concepts of Yid and Yang The ancient Jewish Martial
Art of Torah Torah Torah! can turn you into a deadly Ninja warrior in
Minutes! No Pills! No elaborate exercises! No unpleasant bending!
Become a death-dealing
Ninja assassin without ever leaving your couch!
(in
the unlikely event of you ever being hired to assasinate anyone in your living
room). As
seen in the 1975 classic Robert Mitchum movie The Yamulka - ( who
will ever forget the climactic scene where Mitchum, as an act of penance to the
Yamulka master, snips the cuticle off his own pinkie? ) | 
