Thank you for purchasing The Star of David Ninja Shuriken.  We hope it
will give you seconds of pleasure. Please remember the Star of David 
Ninja Shiraken is not a toy and take a few minutes to read through this
user guide and familiarise yourself with your wonderful new purchase.


For external use only.  No consumer serviceable parts inside.
May contain Nuts.

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Warranty:



The Star of David Ninja Shuriken is guaranteed not to shrink (too much)
if used in accordance with the manufacturer’s instructions.

The manufacturers of The Star of David Ninja Shiraken in no way condone
its use in acts of mass slaughter or genocide. Any acts of mass
slaughter or genocide committed with The Star of David Ninja Shiraken
are copyright of The Star of David Ninja Shiraken Grotesque
Exploitation (Cayman Islands) Corp.   All movie, book, and serial
publication rights to any acts of mass slaughter and genocide are
reserved.

This warranty is void if invoked.  

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Care and maintenance of your Star of David Ninja Shuriken:

 

Individually Hand Made from pre-stressed 100% recycled cardboard and
high-tensile kitchen foil; these ancient weapons are deadly accurate
over a range of inches.  As with any high quality item regular care and
maintenance will enhance your Ninja-ing experience.

Do not Steam Clean.
Do not use product during electrical storms or under water.
Not to be used as an incontinence alarm.

Warning!  Explosive when mixed with Trinitrotoluene (C7H5N3O6)



To use The Star of David Ninja Shiraken for the usual purpose:

(These instructions are translated from the original Yiddish manuscript
by a Japanese translator who speaks no English...  or Yiddish.  He does
however have a Yiddish / Portuguese dictionary and a
Portuguese /English dictionary - he doesn't speak Portuguese either and 
why we hired him is an utter mystery).
  

A. Please fondle the star with right hand (or fondle with left hand if 
nclinated that way.  But if inclinated the left way perceive 
nstructions the other way to as they are written).

B. Place extreme designation of triangle sides to within the thumb and
another finger.

3. Hold aloft and behind with aggression and angled in plane to cause
near flatness of throwing.

4. To facing the adversary with agreement of self and do not warn 
loudly of intent.  Ninja never warn loudly of intent but only inward. 

5. Discard the Ninja Star most thrustingly towards the adversary with 
right finger uppermost and thumb the other way (remember to be
different if inclinated the Left way).

6. When situation is differentiated (adversary may be motioning rapidly 
towards other direction) discard The Star of David Ninja Shiraken
thustingly to un yet occupied space of adversary.  

7. If adversary and self are both motioning - situations develop with
rapidity and space occupied by adversary may be uncomprehended to
perceive.   Much practice is required.






Also available in this range:  Matzo Bolas!